We continue our twisting, ranty exploration of J.K. Rowling’s famous series with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Y’all know we love these books – we’re just so happy! Our conversation includes:
*a disastrous 2 minute recap
*Where is Crookshank’s litter box? Does he have a secret identity?
*the relative hotness levels of Lupin and Sirius
* What’s your animagus animal (and no, you can’t be a unicorn)?
*Why aren’t students allowed to have dogs at Hogwarts?
*toads are definitively the worst magical pet
*forms of divination
*the 7 core subjects at Hogwarts, as well a all possible electives and extracurricular clubs
*How do all of these children instinctively know their greatest fears?
*frightening ramifications and murky mysteries connected to The Mauraders’ Map
*If one of your best friends killed all your other best friends, would you visit him in jail?
*Dementors vs. Ringwraiths from Lord of the Rings vs. Fades from The Wheel of Time
*Games Corner: 2 Truths and a Lie + Marry, Fuck, Kill + Which One? + Very Bad Omens
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